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Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

Posted on March 29, 2026 by Admin

Here’s a light, playful take for a “Mom and Uncle David” joke:


Mom tells Uncle David, “Don’t sit too close to the TV, you’ll hurt your eyes!”

Uncle David replies, “Relax, Mom—I already hurt them trying to read your handwriting!”


If you want, I can come up with 3 more short, family-friendly Mom & Uncle David jokes that are quick to share at the dinner table—they’re silly but safe for everyone.

Do you want me to do that?

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