Here’s a light, clean one for you 😄
Joke of the Day: Mom and Uncle David
Mom: “Why are you whispering?”
Me: “Because Uncle David said I should always speak softly around him.”
Mom: “Why would he say that?”
Me: “Because every time I talk loudly, he says, ‘Wow… that kid has no volume control!’”
Mom: “That’s not what he meant…”
Me: “Well… now he gets peace and quiet AND confusion.”
If you want, I can make it funnier, darker, or more sarcastic 😏
